List Of 'Ghane Kadhak' Dialogues From 'Tanu Weds Manu Returns'

Director Aanand L. Rai's latest offering Tanu Weds Manu Returns is winning hearts across the nation and has already been declared a super hit. The movie is not only earning rave reviews because of its lead star cast's power packed performance and strong story but also because of its whistle-worthy, humorous dialogues.

Here is a list of some memorable dialogues from the movie:

Tanu: Gosht haddi chodh raha hai, halat dekhi hai apni, adrak ho gaya hai yeh aadmi, kahin se bhi badh raha hai.

Tanu: Itni happening life thi meri India mein jhand kar di hai is aadmi ne meri zindagi.

Datto to Manu: Thari lugayi lage toh maare jaisi par mein thari lugayi na su, mara naam hai Kumari Kusum Sangwan, yo mari saheli Pinky, hum Ramjas college Dilli university mein padon su, sports quotey te admission liya, national level ki athletes su, jila Jhajjar 124507, aur phone number mein dou ko na.

Datto To Manu: Key kar raha tha bayan faila key, yeh jagas se Shah Rukh Khan banan ki?

Tanu to Deepak (rickshaw driver): Bahut ache din they yaar wo, waqt aur umar ne sab barbaad kar dia yaar.

Tanu to her sister: Ankita, my dear little Susie kuch nahi, tumhari life sirf  boring hogayi hai, uske liye is 70 kilo ke boredom ko apni chaati mein baithane ki zarurat nahi hai.

Chintu to Manu: Wo aapki shaadi mein apki ghodhi ke sath ek dusri ghodhi bhi aai thi, ji wo ghodhi wapas aagayi hai. Raja Awasthi ka naam to suna hi hoga apne.

Raja to Manu: Yahan ek baar ghodhi pe chadhna naseeb nahi hua, ye saley to ghodhe pe hi ghoom rahe hai tabse.

Tanu to Manu: Wah doctor sahab hum thodhey bewafaah kya huey, aap to badchalan hogaye.

Tanu: Laal kalam se likh do unko (to Manu) bahut hua samman tumhari maa ki...

Chintu to Tanu: Aap is mohalle ki Batman hai apke kisse hi sune hai.

Chintoo to Tanu: Hum kya sirf Hero Honda aur ek liter petrol they apke liye jo chodh-chodh ke aatey they Raja Awasthi ke paas?

Pappi: Pedal Kahan se maru, dono pedal to todh diye... 

Raja Awasthi: Eenth se eenth jodne ke liye cement chahiye hota hai ab wo JK ho ya Ambuja humein ghanta farak nhi padhta.

Raja to Tanu: Hum kahe tum nahi tumhare jaise hi sahi, lekin tumhare pati se wo bhi dekha nahi ja raha hai! Saley ko orginal bhi yahi rakhenge, duplicate bhi yahi rakhenge!

Datto's brother to an elder in village: Tau tu kya dinosaur ki biradri kas hai jo teri chori ka byaah kahin aur ho jawega to khatam ho jaoge saare.

Chintu: Bhaiyya hum kandha! Ek biradari hoti hai na laundo ki, hum tab aatey hai jab kanya bahut udaas hoti hai.

Payal to Tannu: Wo badhey daant wali chudhail tera ghar khaa gai aur free mein mera bhi.

Tanu confronting Datto: Awasthi ji apne to kaha tha ki mere jaisi lagti hai Reebok nahi to Rebuk hi sahi.

Datto: Wahan dekh kabootar...