Censor Board Makes Sanskari James Bond Trend On Twitter

The Central Board Of Film Certification (CBFC) made four cuts – two visual and two verbal, in Daniel Craig starrer Spectre ahead of its release in India. They chopped off two cuss words and shortened the kissing scenes, as they found it too long for the Indian audiences!
 

Amused by the Censor’s decision, hashtag #SanskariJamesBond soon started trending on Twitter and here is a list of the most hilarious tweets posted on the micro-blogging site:

@Riskiest_Poison @imkirtu Pic 1 : James Bond in UPA Pic 2 : James Bond in NDA #SanskariJamesBond ???????????? pic.twitter.com/yNbXZujXnU

— Dark Knight (@Rahulasm_) November 20, 2015

Left: James Bond Girl Right: #SanskariJamesBond Girl pic.twitter.com/JhOZJ8jXaT

— Anand Ranganathan (@ARangarajan1972) November 18, 2015

"I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond." Censor Board: "Cut! She can’t EXPECT without pavitra bandhan of marriage." #SanskariJamesBond

— Shirish Kunder (@ShirishKunder) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond – Die Another Day (because it is Tuesday and I am fasting)

— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond ‘s Aston Martin has a reverse horn which plays ‘Om Jai Jagdish Hare’

— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) November 18, 2015

Bond girl: ‘Stay with me tonight!’ #SanskariJamesBond : ‘Nahi, kal savere savere maa ko Mandir le jana hai’

— Div (Chinese Samosa) (@divya_moorjani) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond goes walking to Sidhi Vinakak temple to celebrate success of every mission.

— Still 14 (@Etardoh) November 18, 2015

Villan- Come in Mr. James Bond, I’ve been expecting you. Bond- Ji joote kahan uttaru? #SanskariJamesBond

— Mostly Carbon (@s_manjari) November 18, 2015

Weapon of #SanskariJamesBond pic.twitter.com/xzNzdJkimv

— Patakha Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 18, 2015

Pic 1 : M as Head of MI6 in James Bond Series. Pic 2: M as Head of MotherIndia6(MI6) in #SanskariJamesBond pic.twitter.com/8EXyYAbriY

— N33R4J (@_N33R4J_) November 18, 2015

My Name Is Bond, Jagdish Bond ~ #SanskariJamesBond

— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond eats dahi shakkar before leaving home when he goes on a mission.

— Muskaan 😀 (@KameeniChhori) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond seduces women by lighting aggarbattis in his bedroom and then introduces them to his Mom.

— Ray Ban (@Purba_Ray) November 18, 2015

No one messes with #SanskariJamesBond because he always carries a 9mm semi automatic Rakhi with him.

— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond will have Ganpati Aarti as background music.

— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) November 18, 2015

"Room service. The usual, Mr. Bond?" "Yes, send a bottle Roohafza milk, chilled, and extra kada-prasaad." #SanskariJamesBond

— DiwaliyaRatty (@YearOfRat) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond will kiss behind two flowers touching each other to show that he cares about Indian culture

— Ye Ole it’s Peppi (@PeppiWomaniYo) November 18, 2015

After killing someone #SanskariJamesBond performs antim sanskar…

— Deepak Bajpai (@BajpaiDeepak88) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond will keep a packet of goolab flavoured Agarbatti instead of a cigar.

— ThakurSaab. (@HathwalaThakur) November 18, 2015

Bond girls in #SanskariJamesBond moan "Om James" instead of "Oh James".

— Zaid Hamid (@SirZaidHamid) November 18, 2015

James Bond – Spectre should be release with the Statutory Warning " Kissing is Injurious to our Culture ". #SanskariJamesBond

— Sunil Bond 0036 (@1sInto2s) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond doesn’t drink Alcohol. Just Ganga jal on rocks

— Melek Taus (@MelekTauss) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond scolds the vamp for wearing short dress and gives her a dupatta to hide her cleavage, before beating up the villain

— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond will take blessings from M by touching her feet before going for any mission

— Abhishek Jain (@imAbhishek_J) November 18, 2015

Though it’s an arranged marriage, just hoping at Monica Bellucci becomes a good bahu and keeps Karva Chauth for pati dev #SanskariJamesBond

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) November 18, 2015

????“@rameshsrivats: #SanskariJamesBond Played by Alok. Nath Nath Seven.”

— Chinmayi Sripaada (@Chinmayi) November 18, 2015

The spy who tied me a rakhi #SanskariJamesBond

— Soumik (@bangdu) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond reports directly to Radhe Ma.

— Aniruddha Guha (@AniGuha) November 18, 2015